About Home Mortgages - What's New Archive (August, 2004)

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Monday, August 09, 2004

All kinds of new stuff up this week. We thought we'd vary it up a bit by interspersing the links with some celebrity gossip. How are Justin and Cameron doing? Is Britney fat now? Is Paris Hilton dead yet? Who cares?

So screw it. No gossip. Only the prayers for all of them to come down with flesh-eating viruses. That would be something to care about.

Here's some links: bad credit mortgages and second mortgages and Allied home mortgage. All new, all amazing.

So instead we'll throw in some Henny Youngman jokes: A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living."

Also new are mortgages and home mortgages and countrywide home mortgage. Check them out.

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses--drinks right out of the bottle. My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Here are some new pages: California home mortgage and home mortgage companies and Wells Fargo home mortgage.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

That's all the new stuff we got. Everything else is old, old, old.